Hello, Budget customer service? Y'all need to do a better job cleaning these things. Somebody left six dead hookers in the trunk. No, I'm not gonna touch 'em. I'm leaving this thing in the courtyard, it's y'all's problem now. Bring me another one, clean this time.
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1988 CVLX Formal Roof (Love Boat)
POTM July '19, Aug '20, Oct '21, Feb '23, 64K
E-code lights w/ relays, LEDs w/ switchbacks, 15x8 Ansen slots w/ 255/60 BFG's, Kenwood stereo, various hacks.
This, of course, was merely the semi-delirious notion of a fever-patient, but I remember that it struck me at the time as being eminently practical and feasible.