Lets be funny with this:

HONDA: Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad`s Assistance
FORD: Found Out Rescuing Dodges
FORD: First On Race Day
CHEVY: Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks Every Time
BUICK: Big Ugly Idiot`s Cat Killer
OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC: Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
GMC: Gotta Mechanic Coming
CHEVROLET: Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed

Good 'nuff start?
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Just a kid with too many projects
A small Ford car -The Daily
'96 Chevy c1500 -The racetruck moneypit project
That's it folks