My idiotic, ultra vain neighbor actually vacuums his REAL grass after he cuts it. We call him the Yard Father, partly because he is a priest, and partly because he is obsessed with his yard.
'Alfonso' and 'Isabella'
Twin 2008 Crown Victoria Police Interceptors
Former Sheriff's Department, Isabella County, Michigan

Inventor of the Blakat Grit Guard, Blakat Funnel, $1 Blakat Trunk Fix, Blakat Jack Mount, Cop Chip, and 'Whackerphobe', and winner of 31 Picture Challenges. nana